Onward West!!
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Where Lewis and Clark Departed WEST! |



From there it was on to downtown St Louis to see the Arch - Gateway to the West. Now Sean and I have an ongoing debate as to weather or not St Louis is in the Midwest. Being from Michigan - I never thought it was, was more of a "plains state" if you will. Most St Louians however will debate me on this, and think I am crazy. I always point to the arch and say - "you call it the Gateway to the west,,, it is on the easternmost point in your state, you are not in the midwest, you lose. This usually stifles them, but occasionally I will get a comment about how that was before most of the westward expansion of the country and maybe they didnt start out in the midwest, but are now due to the fact that there is so much more land west of them. If Mizzou ever gets accepted into the big 10 I will have to re-evaluate my thinking on this one, but until that happens, you will have to "show me" a better argument.

The line to go up in was pretty long so we decided to skip and go out and take some pictures instead. Was a beautiful day and couldnt have asked for better weather. Even got to see another Lewis and Clark Statue down by the river! I really do love those guys! Lacledes landing is down in this part of town as well. Ox and Aaron might remember a debocherous night spent down by the river on cobblestone streets, or maybe like me they dont remeber, but being back there brought back the nostalga of those ballpark trips we took each summer when we were younger.
The courthouse in the background was striking (was where the Dred Scott Case was heard), and is really a great set-up. St Louis,,, midwest or not, did a great job on this park.
Was time go get back in the car and on our way our of town. Back to the car strategically parked close by down at the river, hop in and......wait, the car isnt able to get out of the space. The stupid little rental car, dosent have the balls to carry us and all of our luggage up the incline out back onto the street. I shimmy it back, and gun it forward, spinning the tires in the process,,,, nothing. OK low gear - that is the ticket!! again - nothing but spinning tires. Carrie jumps out to assess the situation,,, not good, have about a foot till in the river....
At this point we have a meriad of spectators watching from a walkway above, obviously the same folks I had so badly defeated with my parking masterpiece previously.....not such a bad idea to hit the garage now was it!!! To the rescue a 5'2" 60 year old Indian man. "You drive I push" he says, to which I reply " Thanks man, but you drive, I got into this mess" No- you go I help.
Here we go, pedal to the floor, and with the aide of my new found re-incarnated friend,,,,,,We are OUT!! ha ha!! Safe at last!!!! I get out to shake the mans hand and notice that the crowd has grown exponentially, to my shagrin. Fathers explaining to their kids why they had to park at the garage and walk all that way. From a distance, I hear on of them yell - "hey is your parking break on?" to which I revert back to my parking panic state of mind in the first place.....The old man watches as I reach over and release the beast that had thwarted my attempts at freeing the car from the clutches of the Mississippi,,, and calmly says "Don't admit that to them - forget them,,,see you later."


Just outside town lives the original monster truck - Big Foot!! Swung by and snapped a picture, mostly for Carries dad, whom I thought would get a kick out of it. On past the hot and cold water towers, and over to the worlds largest fork!! Thats right, for those of you that know me, this is kind of a big deal, as I dont use spoons. Had there been a worlds largest spoon on the route, we would have stopped, just so that I could give it the finger, and if no one was looking, well never mind, I am sure there would have been a bathroom close.....

Upon exiting Kansas for Oklahoma, the sun was beginning to set and I knew that we had two really important stops left, so we had to step on it.

Back into the car and onto the last stop for the day, a stature commemorating Andy Payne, who in 1928 won a cross country race from Los Angeles to New York City. That was quite a ways further than we were even DRIVING on our cross country journey, and Andy RAN it!!!
The plaque said it took him a little over three months to complete the journey, 3,422.3 miles total. Good Grief. We bounced on into Tulsa and spent the night there, but only after my SECOND screw up of the night. I took us to the wrong hotel......who knew that Tulsa had more than one Raddison near the airport?? Not this guy I can tell you that, so 20 minutes later - we were at the right hotel, and hit the sack for the night, Oklahoma and Texas tomorrow!!!!
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